Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Attention Customers



Notice to our customers.
Biff's Pond Pub has been awarded the highly sought for I Love Your Blog award. Yes, yes, keep it down. Thank you to the talented and love Miss Mae for being kind enough to believe our little establishment worthy of this accolade.

You, there, in the corner, yeah with the third eye, quiet down.

There are rules that go along with receiving this esteemed award. Here they are:

1) Add the logo of the award to your blog
2) Add a link to the person who awarded it to you
3) Nominate at least 7 other blogs
4) Add links to those blogs on your blog
5) Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs

So here all the blogs Biff's Pond Pub would like to honor.

Fantasy is Love
Actually around 3 blogs linked together, but all are very much fun talking about many things fantasy, esp. TV series

Jen Super Saves
great site for saving $$ with couponing

Chaucerian Girl
This woman isn't afraid to look deep within herself

Skhye Moncrief
An extremely helpful and informative blog for writers

Breaktime Romance
Willingness to promote othther authors

Much Cheaper Than Therapy
A group of authors who seriously are cheaper than therapy

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Two DARK NEST characters in a moment out of time...


A moment out of time, with Sergeant Maric North and Chief Counsel Ariadne Corinth of DARK NEST, a new release from Crescent Moon Press by Leanna Renee Hieber


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Maric looked around the dim Pond Pub. He felt out of place. The Homeworld cautioned Nestlings to watch themselves around alcohol; their psychic tendencies could become difficult to control.

He wondered if Ariadne could possibly maintain control after receiving the horrific news this morning. He had to find out. They’d been granted this moment out of time, in this foreign place that was not theirs. Only one moment to just stop and assess… He had to be a fierce friend in the brief time allotted.

Looking for her distinct, long auburn tresses, he could see she wasn’t at the bar. The pub was fairly quiet, some soft crooning music in the background, the hushed chatter of a few individuals in scattered clusters. Denizens held themselves against the shadows rather than risk exposing themselves beneath the dim pools of light cast in sporadic intervals from flickering lamps. Since he couldn’t see her, he reached out with his mind and felt for her.

There was a hollow pain in the back right corner of the vast, wood-paneled room.

Maric walked past murmuring shadows dressed in darker hues than his pale white robes, until he found the source of the pain; another figure dressed in the same elaborate folds of pale fabric but who was shrouded in a pitch black mood.

“Hello Ari,” Maric said softly, sliding into the aged wooden booth across from the tall, eerily attractive woman with purple eyes and a devastated expression.

“Hello Maric,” she replied hoarsely. As if she’d been screaming.

“How are you faring?” he asked cautiously, not daring to look into her amethyst eyes. Instead he stared at his warm brown skin and how it appeared in sepia tone beneath the weak light.

“You tell me, Maric. I don’t even know.”

He dared to look up at her haunted beauty. “Your face betrays your heart. Your mind, while bitter, seems composed.”

“Good training,” she muttered.

“Chief Counsels are allowed their emotions too,” Maric cautioned. “Don’t cage your grief, you must go through the process just like anyone. Let me help,” Maric said, reaching across to her tightly clasped hands and squeezing.

“I’d never have broken with him if I thought…” she looked away, her gaze escaping to the wall carvings of other passersby that had come before; initials and hearts left in the annals of wood-grain. She narrowed her eyes as if she wanted to burn holes into the names linked with the word “forever”. Maric knew she wanted to cry. But she wouldn’t. It wasn’t their way.

“None of us thought Kristov could die. He seemed immortal,” Maric murmured, thinking of their school-days years ago when Kristov Hadyn was one of the brightest stars of the Homeworld’s Psychically Augmented training program. Ariadne comprised the other star in the constellation, and their ongoing love affair had been long speculated, but never declared. Only Maric, and Kristov’s sister Pietra, knew the truth.

“I’ll have to go to the ship,” Ariadne murmured, her mouth barely moving. “I… assume there will be a funeral.”

“I can take you.”

“Now, Maric.” She stared at him with blank eyes. “Take me to the Dark Nest now.”

“In a moment. This is a time for friends, Ari. Take this moment to compose yourself. This is a moment granted us. Existentially. We don’t actually have this moment. But we’ll take it.”

Maric motioned for the bartender. Suddenly a lithe, elfin-faced woman in tight black clothes appeared.

“Something strong,” Maric stated. The woman nodded and disappeared among the bar shadows again.

“This is so unlike our ship,” Maric stated, and shuddered. He was used to the bright white sterility of his Light Nest vessel.

Ariadne looked around at the shadows absently. “I like it. I want to stay. Right here. In this netherworld. Where I don’t have to go back to the Light Nest after a funeral on the Dark.”

“We can’t stay here, Ari. Things are changing on our ships. Dangerous things.”

“Assassinations. Yes, those are new.” Ariadne muttered. “I want to go home. No more space. No more explorations of new atmospheres. I want to go home to our burning planet and-”

“But the Homeworld doesn’t want us, Ari, don’t you see?”

“No. I don’t see anything. Kristov saw it for me. He kept me safe. And now my shields are gone.”

“Chief Counsel Ariadne Corinth, that’s nonsense. You’re the strongest woman I know. And now the Light Nest, and Dark, needs you to be strong for them. Kristov was not the source of your strength. He needed you just the same.”

“But I failed him-“

“The Homeworld failed him. Something’s wrong, Ariadne. The man you loved like a husband and I loved like a brother is dead and we’ve got to set it straight. Our very survival may be on the line. His sacrifice spells danger. It may not be about what the Nests do or don’t like about each other. It may be war. Not between us, but between our home and our people. You’re not really going to have time to grieve, Ari, so you’d best deal with it now.”

The lithe elfin woman came back with two small, steaming tumblers that smelled of spices, fire and a trace of fuel. She vanished as Ariadne and Maric raised their glasses.
“To Kristov,” Maric murmured.

“To Kristov,” Ariadne’s voice broke. “I’m so sorry.” She offered quietly, to the air. To his memory. To the part of them both that were hoping against hope it was all a mistake and Kristov was still alive… Bringing the glass to her lips Ariadne downed it instantly, managing to keep it down with one loud cough and a pounding of her breastbone.

Maric was more cautious, but the more time the beverage frothed beneath his nose, the more frightening it seemed, and so he too chased it down with uncontrollable shudders.

“Kristov would’ve loved that stuff,” Ariadne gasped, chuckling at Maric’s pained face.

“I’m sure he’s here laughing at us,” Maric choked. He glanced at Ariadne, whose hollowed face suddenly brightened with the familiar sparkle of the vibrant woman he knew. But the light soon faded.

Maric didn’t want to go. Neither of them wanted to face the coming day. Kristov might not be the first casualty in a war of misunderstanding…

In tandem they rose, not needing words. Their moment out of time had drawn to an end. Maric offered his arm. The folds of their white and gold robes came together.

The elfin woman was at the door, nodding to them. Maric could sense she would be ready for them when their realities next allowed a cosmic break.

But it was back to the ship. The Dark Nest, and the mysteries on board, was waiting. And they demanded answers.

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DARK NEST is now available at the new Crescent Moon Press

Read an Excerpt from the novella HERE

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Chief Counsel Ariadne Corinth makes her presence known...

Chief Counsel Ariadne Corinth slips her head inside this dim bar. It seems cool, detached, a place where people could come to forget. To be forgotten. To drown their sorrows. She will return to this place soon, this place out of time. For she is in need.



















--- Dark Nest is now available from CRESCENT MOON PRESS

--- Read an excerpt here...

--- Come back soon to the Pond Pub to see how our heroine Ariadne is doing. She's had a rough day and it's only about to get worse...

Leanna Renee Hieber

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Inspector Sosby of London City Police, and Gentleman Gareth Davenport


I usually don't frequent pubs, yet I've received a note that's asked for my presence. The person who sent it awaits at a back table. I make my way over and sit across from him.

Gareth: You wanted to see me, Inspector?

Sosby: Davenport. It's been a while, hasn't it? And how are things at Thornton Hall?

Gareth: Busy. And you?

Sosby strikes a match and lights his cigar, eyeing me through the curling wisps of smoke. "Busy, as well. Another homicide at the East End district."

Gareth: Another, you say?


Sosby: That surprises you.


Gareth: Certainly. I thought--

Sosby: Yes. You thought you and I had stopped him.

Gareth: The killer appears to be Jack?

Sosby: The knifings are what he claims as his signature.

Gareth: That is distressing, Inspector. After we'd uncovered the identity of my father's murderer, I thought that whole nasty business would be over with.

Sosby: You aren't ignorant of his cat-and-mouse game. Surely you remember how he terrorized the lot of us on Hawke's Island.

Gareth: I'll never forget the episode. Only one silver lining managed to break through that hellish nightmare.

Sosby gulped a swig from his whiskey tumbler, his blue eyes scrutinizing my face. I wondered what secrets hid behind that schooled expression.


Sosby: And how is your Miss Edwards?

Gareth: Planning our wedding, sir. You will attend?

Sosby: Davenport, you'd best look at this. I received it in the latest post.

He slid a piece of paper across the table. My gloved hand picked it up and unfolded it. Scrawled in red were the words, "Give her to me. I won't quit the slashing till I see her dead at my feet."

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Inspector Sosby and Gareth Davenport from "See No Evil, My Pretty Lady" available now from The Wild Rose Press, written by Miss Mae.



Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Kern interviews Caleb from The Sweetheart Tree



Kern: I've been in many a battle and experienced many gruesome things, but this little pub in the pocket of time raises my hackles fierce, I'm obligued to tell you. There's a wee maid two tables down with wings sprouting from her back, measuring my worn brownnut uniform in a most unladylike manner, and a gentleman who just passed with nothing but death in his unfathomable black eyes. More types and creatures than a man born on the east side of the Mississippi was ever meant to see. Ah, here comes Caleb. He strides into the room with the sure confidence of a Confederate Officer who's carried his men out of hell's teeth on more than one occasion. His gaze takes in everything, pausing on the trio of hags arguing over one bloated eyeball between them. I know the moment he spots me for joy pushes all the wariness from his lean features. I'm up and grabbing him in a fierce hug. "Lad, I can't believe it. We thought you were dead," I cry, the emotion strong in my voice.

Caleb: I know. I'm so sorry. If there had been any way to warn you, you know I would have.

Kern: I wave that thought away just so glad to see him hale and alive. I guide him to my table where we both take seats that allow us to watch the entrances. Old habits, hard learned, stay with us. "So," I hedge, uncomfortable with this whole interview process, but since it got me the invite to the pub and the chance to see that he really did still live, an interview was a fair enough price. "Our young Sabrina then, she really was from the future, like in the stories she told?" At the mention of the young lass's name, Caleb's entire demeanor softens. The lad was truly well and besotted. He'd endured so much, it did my heart good to see.

Caleb: That she is, Kern. She misses you. We miss you.

Kern: So, um, how did you feel when you first learned she came from the future?

Caleb: Confused, afraid. I was more worried about what Ware would do with her, believing she was a yank spy and all. You remember what he had done to spys.

Kern: "That I do." I leaned back in the chair, deciding interviewing was not so bad. "And how did you feel when you first discovered the lass was not a boy?" Caleb's eyes crinkled around the corners.

Caleb: You're enjoying this far too much, Kern. The woman still won't let me forget that. But you saw her, standing there with that cropped hair in men's clothing. You believed her to be a lad as well.

Kern: Ah, until I got a good look at the little sugar.

Caleb: Don't make me beat you.

Kern: As though she gave any of us any notice after she clapped eyes on you. Ah, now don't go and preen like a rooster, there lad.

Caleb: Oh, how I've missed you, Kern. I've something to show you.

Caleb drew something from his pocket, a small box that he popped open so I could see a dainty ring.

Kern: Topaz? Like the stone you carried around with you for luck.

Caleb: It brought me much more than luck. Do you think she'll like it?

He was happier than I'd ever seen him. Coming here, seeing for myself that he was well and content was the best journey I'd made. Tight emotion clogging my throat, I answered, "How could she not?" I looked around the pub, thinking maybe this wasn't such a bad place to hang around after all.

**Kern is a conferate soldier who received a commendation and battlefield commission for his valiant efforts at turning the tide during the Battle of Sunken Bridge in the Shenandoah Valley. When he's not conducting interviews at the pub, you can find him in the pages of The Sweetheart Tree.